Remember in the ‘90s, when people were always going around, telling you “don’t have a cow?” We all thought we were so cool back then, didn’t we? Well, we’re here to agree. We absolutely, positively, without a doubt, 150% do NOT want you to have a cow over what to be this Halloween; we want you to be one. Why not, we ask, don a spotted jumpsuit and allow your party guests to draw their own significance from your adorable costume? Are you the cow jumping over the moon? You just may be, to your pal who cherished that favorite bedtime story. Are you the cow that started the Great Chicago Fire? Could be! Grab a friend to dress as Mrs. O’Leary and fascinate folks with your historic knowledge (just watch that there aren’t any lanterns around for the dramatic retelling). The truth is, people LOVE cows. Whether the sight of you takes them back to their days growing up on a farm or your floppy ears just make folks giggle, you’re bound send a message to all the others costumes around: moo-ve over, there’s a new cow in the pasture. Once you don the plush tail, horns, and pink udder of this getup, there is absolutely no way to not “have a cow.” You’re here, you’re in this party for the long haul, and you intend to milk this costume for all it’s worth!