This plaid St. Patrick's Day suit was created when Dirty Dangerfield took a trip to down south (no pun intended) to Daytona Beach one weekend. Dangerfield showed some thigh and consequently pays child support for the three Dirty Dangerfield Jrs. that were born 9 months following. Dangerfield's momma wasn't too happy when she heard the news, telling him he should of wrapped it up before his chestnuts hit the eggnog. Dangerfield decided a green plaid short suit closely resembling wrapping paper would do the trick. His momma never spoke to him again but he looks sick as f**k at family pictures. DEETS Brand: Shinesty Designed in Boulder, CO Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes .